Degen Quiz

Posted by Todd on Feb 10, 2016 in Industry News

I try to make this an annual tradition as the betting markets change and I hear more creative stories from the social media community about how they’ve put their money work for them. Degeneracy comes in many a form, often manifesting itself in the most fascinating glimpses of human nature. To figure out exactly what depths each of you has gone too here’s my informal quiz to quantify your current state. Don’t fret if you score off the charts, embrace your true self and be proud of what you’ve accomplished.

(Note: this quiz is designed for North American bettors. There was no way to include every soccer, basketball, or other domestic league around the world without making head’s spin)

Sports Section

What Sports have you bet on in the last year? (Add 1 point for all that apply)

(Note: I debated adding all derivative markets (Halves, props, futures) but like to think that’s the value seeker in us all speaking out not true degenerate behavior)

1. Football (Possible 5 points)
   1. NFL
   2. CFL
   3. NCAA
   4. Arena Football
   5. Other
2. Basketball (Possible 4 points)
   1. NBA
   2. Euro Baskets
   3. NCAA
   4. Other
3. Baseball (Possible 6 points)
   1. MLB
   2. NCAA
   3. Korean League
   4. Mexican League
   5. Japanese League
   6. Other
4. Soccer (Possible 8 points)
   1. MLS
   2. EPL
   3. Serie A
   4. Bundesliga
   5. La Liga
   6. Europa
   7. UCL
   8. Other
5. Hockey (Possible 3 points)
   1. NHL
   2. KHL
   3. Other
6. Tennis (Possible 3 points)
   1. WTA
   2. ATP
   3. Challenger
7. Golf (Possible 3 points)
   1. PGA
   2. LPGA
   3. Other
8. Fighting (Possible 2 points)
   1. MMA
   2. Boxing
9. Horse Racing (possible 7 points)
   1. Triple Crown Races
   2. Breeders Cup
   3. Saratoga, Del Mar, or Santa Anita
   4. Any other thoroughbred tracks
   5. Quarter Horses (LA Downs, Los Alamitos, etc)
   6. Sigma Derby
   7. Harness Racing
10. Auto Racing (possible 4 points)
    1. NASCAR
    2. Indy Car
    3. Formula 1
    4. Other
11. Other Sports (Add 2 points for any of these you sickos) 26 possible
    1. Badminton
    2. Fustal
    3. Snooker
    4. Little League World Series
    5. Cycling
    6. Darts
    7. E-Sports
    8. Handball
    9. Volleyball
    10. Politics
    11. Magic
    12. Rugby
    13. Entertainment (Award Shows)

Max possible points after the “Sports” Section: 71

 Volume Section

What’s the greatest amount of wagers you’ve made in a day?

1. 1-5 (add 0 points)
2. 6-10 (add 1 point)
3. 11-20 (add 2 points)
4. 21-30 (add 3 points)
5. 31-40 (add 4 points)
6. 41-50 (add 5 points)
7. 50+ (add 6 points and please call a support group)

 What’s the highest number of sports you’ve bet in a single day?

1. 1 (add 0 points)
2. 2-4 (add 1 point)
3. 5-7 (add 2 points)
4. 8-10 (add 3 points)
5. 11+ (add 4 points)

Max possible points: 10

Types of Wagers

Have you ever bet on the duration of a relationship/Marriage? (add 4 points)

Have you ever bet on SIMULATED sports video games (Madden, etc)? (add 4 points)

Have you ever wagered on yes/no college graduation props? (add 4 points)

Have you ever wagered on any sort of academic achievements? (add 4 points)

Have you ever bet on any of these high school competitions (or set lines)? (max points 12)

1. Add 3 for any of the following: Basketball, Football, Baseball, Hockey
2. Add 4 for any of the following: Tennis, Golf, Soccer, Track & Field, Volleyball
3. Add 5 for any of the following: Debate, Science fair, Cheerleading competitions, Academic Bowl, Bowling

Max possible points: 28

Add 3 points if you answer yes to any of the following…

Have you ever bet on reality television?

Have you ever bet on political elections?

Have you ever bet on coaches hired/fired?

Have you ever rearranged your social calendar for sports wagering purposes?

Have you ever excused yourself from a dinner to make a halftime wager?

Max possible points: 15

Betting Habits (Add 3 points if you answer yes to any question)

Have you ever bet with a bookie?

Have you ever sent or received a FedEx from said bookie?

Have you ever wired money to an offshore book?

Have you ever used Western Union to send money offshore?

Have you ever socialized with your local bookie outside of handoffs?

Have you ever forgotten your passwords because you have too many books?

Have you ever introduced your bookie to the wife or girlfriend?

Max possible points: 21

(I realize I could go on and on here but don’t want anyone questioning their meaning of life for scoring off the charts)

Total possible points for the quiz 145

0-79: You’re a normal sports bettor, enjoying an occasional wager on anything under the sun just to keep things fresh

80-100:  There’s a little bit of degenerate inside of you.  Maybe you’ve crossed a line or two in order to get an action fix but it’s nothing to be worried about.

101-119:  It might be time to take a long hard look in the mirror and realize there’s more to life than betting on sports.  Hopefully you hold down a steady job and do a fine job as father/husband/boyfriend but there’s legitimate skepticism about your societal contributions

120+:  I tip my hat; you’re beyond repair in the game of life.  Friends, family, and coworkers understand they won’t see much of you during peak sports season which happens to be 365 days a year.  If there’s a game going on somewhere in the world at every hour of the day there’s better than a 50% chance you’re in action.  This is the tier of bettor we all salute, embrace the lifestyle and be proud of your addiction!