10 Ways You Know…
that you spent too much time gambling this football season. Your ways might be lost on you but for those folks not immersed in the rigors of wagering each weekend they’ve noticed your absent mindedness on game days. If you engaged in any of these 10 behaviors (among others) this season then it’s probably a good thing that America’s true gambling past time is headed into the twilight of the season, simply for the sake of your friendships, relationships, and parenting responsibilities.
10) Memorizing a 16 digit credit card was a no brainer. It made things so much simpler to deposit offshore while in public.
9) The local bookmaker asked your current employer if wage garnishment for gambling losses was acceptable corporate policy.
8) Sportsbook tellers everywhere in Vegas have taken to asking about your work, your family, and your picks. Obviously getting picks is the most important component because it provides optimal fade material
7) Junior’s first word this fall was either parlay, teaser, backdoor, or moose
6) Mailing Christmas gifts to the customer service staff at Betonline, Bovada, and Pinnacle just seemed like the right thing to do given the burgeoning friendships.
5) Breaking even for a weekend would be considered a huge win and good for your confidence.
4) The Mrs is encouraging you to start playing golf again, it’s less time consuming and doesn’t take nearly the same toll on the family’s finances as gambling.
3) You’re having a hard time coming to grips with the simple fact live betting nor half time wagering are available during traditional television shows. Seems a waste of good network programming when there’s not something you can bet on while watching.
2) Fading yourself has become the only profitable “betting system” you could think of employing.
1) Sunday Funday has lost it’s luster because you can no longer spend 3+ hours on websites during the late afternoon clicking refresh hoping it’s time for next weekend’s lines to pop already.
